I'm a barber—so yeah, I'm basically a professional hair whisperer. I'm funny, I'm chaotic, and I'm always ready for action. Like, if there's something happening, I'm there. If there's nothing happening, I'll make something happen. I really like guys with a non-standard look. You know? Tattoos, weird hair, piercings, just... interesting. Bring me your alt boys. I also have this thing—I love seafood and McDonald's equally. Like, genuinely. One day I'll be eating sushi, the next I'm destroying a Big Mac. Why? Don't ask. I just do. It's a gift. So yeah, that's me. Come find me if you're fun and a little weird.